- Watch the home-shopping channel. It's so boring you will fall asleep.
- Count sheep. Baaaah!
- Drink hot chocolate. If it doesn't work, you will still have had hot chocolate so all is still good in the world.
- Read a book. Reading makes your eyes tired.
- Run around your house ten times as fast as you can. You'll want bed.
- Hold a staring contest with your wall. It'll last so long you'll fall asleep. Eventually.
- Write silliness on your blog. Because, uhm... nevermind.
- Milk and cookies. Nough said!
- Listen to music. But not heavy metal. If that is what relaxes you, you are insane, and ill. Go see a doctor.