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Wednesday, September 5

5 Reasons Why You Should Stop Drinking Coffee

Coffee is something many many people drink in the morning, at work during coffee break, during lunch, at Starbucks, after work, after dinner, after going out, they even use it in a figurative sense. ("Do you want to come up for a cup of coffee", in films, it never means actually having coffee.)

I am a coffee drinker myself, and yet I'm going to give you 5 reasons why you and I shouldn't drink coffee, because I'm sensible and that.
  1. Your teeth go very yellow and that looks really bad.
  2. There is a lot of caffeine in it which is bad for your heart rate.
  3. Coffee takes away your appetite. Meaning you will lose weight.
  4. Coffee stimulates your bladder. (Yes, that is negative)
  5. Coffee fogs up your glasses if you have them.

Puh. Coffee is bad for you!

With love,



Jos said...

nr 5 is bad! I know.

Coffee Messiah said...

I agree, number 5 is very bad! ; (

Having grown up around a great coffeehouse in SF while growing up, and having our own here in the midwest of the US for 4 yrs, I must say, everything seems to be bad for you. Besides, espresso really has less caffeine than drip coffee and well, I won't try and talk you out of it. Starbucks is bad, mainly because their product is not good, they believe in quantity over quality.

Anyway, Cheers from the US of A.

PS: Don't pay attention to our pres, hopefully we can do better next time! ; ) If we last that long! ; (

Maartje van Hoorn said...

Number five is my weakest and the only one that doesn't make a tiny bit of sense, because, well, I couldn't think of another reason at the moment ;)