I've been invited to go to a wedding in the UK. Yay, I'm not going. Why? The invitation said Elsje (my mum) & Maartje, so why should I not go? I've never been to a wedding before. But no, my mum has booked the flight already. She said: "I'm going alone". Grumble. I am invited too. But smartie pants has booked a flight for one. Curse our family's intelligence.
So, I am not going to a wedding. Drinks all around for someone else. Somebody, get married so I can go to wedding?